Sir David von Templo (now in Tumblr)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
justadreaminghufflepuff
herbirdglitter

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Nothing brings me more joy than people learning from history and then modernizing it up a bit.

Like you wanna grow your hair long? Stop washing it so often and brush it more to keep it clean. Your hair will be way healthier too. And stop cutting it (and use a boar bristle brush, it’ll work better as it’ll actually absorb the oils, distribute them better, and work a hell of a lot better than non-absorbent plastic would) Edit: Early on, some well meaning person kindly asked me to inform you that the boar bristle brush technique does not work on curly hair, however I have since been informed by multiple parties that it does! My hair is as straight as a pin so use your own judgment!

You want to keep cool in the summer? Out with the polyester and in with the linen and cotton. Natural fibers are going to keep you cooler because they’re literally made to breathe

You want to preemptively stop the underwire in your bra from poking through? There’s a very simple embroidery stitch you can do that the Edwardians used to do to stop their corset boning from coming through.

We don’t have to just learn from our ancestors mistakes, we can learn from their stakes too

justadreaminghufflepuff
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tacticalconscience

Even if you don’t think vaccines and autism are related … these are some staggering numbers!

girljanitor

YES THESE NUMBERS ARE STAGGERING I WOULD ALSO POSIT THAT HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THESE IMAGES AND TEXT ALSO

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sjw-proverbs

12/10 best response to this idiocy.

msdoublenegative

correlation does not equal causation dumbasses

cactustreemotel

Those are the best graphs ever.

pinchtheprincess

I have seen similar posts, but this one has the best charts. 

atlas-prime

“Is this mountain range affecting the murder rate?” Best response.

atalantapendrag

When ice cream sales rise, so do rates of drownings. This does not mean ice cream makes you drown.

xkcd-for-that

[Cueball holds a cellphone. Black Hat is sitting at a desk with a laptop.]     Cueball: Another huge study found no evidence that cell phones cause cancer. What was the W.H.O. thinking?     Black Hat: I think they just got it backward.      [Black Hat turns towards Cueball in an unframed panel, holding the laptop with one hand by the upper edge of the screen. Cueball is not visible.]     Cueball: Huh?     Black Hat: Well, take a look.      [There is a plot of total cancer incidence and cell phone users. Cancer rises from 1970 to 1990, then stays relatively steady. Cell phone use rises from roughly 1984, and steeply after 1990, to the present.]      Cueball: You're not... There are so many problems with that.     Black Hat: Just to be safe, until I see more data I'm going to assume cancer causes cell phones.
He holds the laptop like that on purpose, to make you cringe.
anarchistmemecollective

image of a graph titled "please stop eating ice cream it causes shark attacks!" with an image of a shark and an ice cream cone and a closely matched line graph
derinthescarletpescatarian

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anxiety-lemsbian

CORRELATION DOES NOT EQUAL CAUSATION DUMBASSES

ladynoirist
asukiess

it’s early yes but I feel like just as we know marinette has had trouble reconciling chat with adrien, evil!marinette would not suspect adrien of being clawnoir because adrien is the biggest goody two shoes ever because his dad is super nice and loves integrity. adrien is sunshine wrapped up in human form. in his civilain life, he fights for love and justice always–

which would make evil!ladrien even cuter to me

sizzleissues

And the inevitable reaction of Evil!Marinette to our Marinette dating him. Like “okay, be good or whatever but Agreste? Seriously? Goody two shoes, bootlicking, Agreste? Have you ever considered- what do you call him- Cat Noir? He’s no Claw but come on now, Agreste!”

asukiess

The two Marinettes bickering while Claw is talking to Chat like “idk lil kitty, you don’t look all that rebellious to me” and Chat’s like “considering my home life, this is really my extreme side! :)”

justadreaminghufflepuff
red-r0ver

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Tiny forest for your dash

bookshelfdreams

🐿️🦔🦉🐜🕷️

wildlife returning to your dash :)

swords-n-spindles

🌳🦆🌿🌈🌅🐸🌱🌳🦋🌳

Look, there's a small river crossing your dash!

irondoe

⛰️⛰️🏔️🐏🌲🐐⛰️🌲🦅🏔️⛰️

We're coming up on a mountain range

shieldmaidenofsherwood

🌱🌾🌻☘️🌼🌱🏵🌾🌼🐦☘️🌻☘️🌾🌱🏵

Meadow!

crescendoofstars

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Slowly reaching the coast!

wonderful-emoji

☁️🍃🕊️☁️🐦☁️☁️🦅🦇☁️🦋☁️🌤️

Into the sky

emoji-shitposts

🌌🌙🚀☄️🌌🪐🌟💫🌌🪐🌠🛸

Made it to space!

gwyoi

☢️💥☄️

i killed you all.

hera-the-wizard

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and yet, life remains

pugswithlasers

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the fire died out. we’re recovering

inneskeeper

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Tiny forest for your dash

justadreaminghufflepuff
gaykarstaagforever

RIP, "The Man of the Hole." We never knew your date of birth or name.

And after what we did to you, we didn't deserve to.

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phobic-human

The Man of the Hole was the sole survivor of an Indigenous tribe that was genocided by Brazilian settlers in the 1970s, the other survivors of his tribe were killed by illegal miners in 1996 leaving him the last of his people. From that point on he lived in complete isolation for over two decades. He survived by hunting and gathering and moving around frequently, he left a deep hole in each of his homes for unknown purposes, hence the title that was given to him. It remains completely unknown who his people were, what language they spoke or what his name was.

His story is similar to that of Ishi an Indigenous man whose people were entirely exterminated during the california genocide, he lived in isolation for decades and no one knew his real name. And with him dying so did his people.

The story of the Man of the Hole brings to the forefront the ongoing genocide of the Indigenous peoples of Brazil. And the many perils they face.